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I'm here for my 3:30 Doctors appointment.
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Doc, does this look normal to you?
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Looks like he has the mange. :shock: Not an area that he can scratch to lose the hair. Definitely something going on there!
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Looks like he farted while holding a match back there.
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Rut Ro, not the dominant buck :stir: :LMAO: :LMAO:
ever wonder where the white goes when the snow melts??
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guesswho wrote: January 17th, 2021, 1:39 pm Looks like he farted while holding a match back there.
:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:
Or had some of that St. Elmos cocktail sauce that Tom's been hawking!!
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soiltester wrote: January 17th, 2021, 1:49 pm Rut Ro, not the dominant buck :stir: :LMAO: :LMAO:
:lol: Apparently not.
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Hognutz wrote: January 17th, 2021, 1:31 pm Looks like he has the mange. :shock: Not an area that he can scratch to lose the hair. Definitely something going on there!


Never seen that on a deer before,

but horses get pinworms and will back up to a wooden fence post or a tree and rub the hair off the top section of their tail
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Shoot him and put him outta his misery!
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Wierd rack also !?!? Left side is an actual beam that comes out and around, right side looks like just a spike of some sort ?
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Yep, he’s a 4X1
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I reckon he's been "buck rubbin" the wrong end.
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guesswho wrote: January 17th, 2021, 1:22 pm I'm here for my 3:30 Doctors appointment.
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Doc, does this look normal to you?
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Looks to me like he has worse problems than "Monkey Butt". His scrotum appears to be larger than normal, and lacks hair too.
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Must be a dreaded case of "Brazilian" monkey butt!
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huntin wrote: January 20th, 2021, 8:48 amLooks to me like he has worse problems than "Monkey Butt". His scrotum appears to be larger than normal, and lacks hair too.
I know how he feels.
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Re: Monkey Butt

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guesswho wrote: January 20th, 2021, 1:40 pm
huntin wrote: January 20th, 2021, 8:48 amLooks to me like he has worse problems than "Monkey Butt". His scrotum appears to be larger than normal, and lacks hair too.
I know how he feels.


Did you catch it in your zipper again :lol:
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