Gobbler Nation

That's too funny!!

Glad you kept quiet hognutz, figured you were going to something about pimp. With all due respect, Kenny.. That's exactly where I was going, Grumpster.. With the last name of Pedelahore, "Pimp" would have to be my nickname. Hell ya!! We do think alike.. I don't think that's a good thing. ...

Welcome to the jungle, Kenny.. (I will leave that last name alone).. :lol: I could have fun with that.. Enjoy your stay and don't be afraid to jump in.. The water is just mildly polluted!! :salute: Mike Nothing I haven't heard before I can assure you... :lol: It's actually a trade name like carpent...

Ouch!!

Welcome to the jungle, Kenny.. (I will leave that last name alone).. I could have fun with that..

Enjoy your stay and don't be afraid to jump in.. The water is just mildly polluted!!

Mike

Thanks to all you cats for thinking of me. You all rock!!

Dang.. I missed another one.

We're freezing our a$$'s off here. -5 with a 40 mph wind.. Gonna hit -20 to -25 on Tues..Enough already.. I stinkin' give.. There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. Th...

That boy is headed to "Linsay Lohan Land"!!

Thanks, guys!! It's -2 with a -22 wind chill.. I won't be out much.. As far as getting old, Ronnie..Buying green bananas is risky business, now!! :lol: The sad part about this turning 60 deal is that it seems I was 35 and playing baseball every night and weekend, about 5 years ago!! It's like a rol...

I think rhythm/cadence is important, as well, especially with the yelps. The other turkey "happy sounds", not so much. I have heard the worst yelps ever and thought it was some rookie with a boat paddle, horning in on my spot. Turned out to be a big boss hen. As we all know, every bird is ...

ICDEDTURKES wrote:Happy Birthday Bud.. Hope you have a great day and enjoy the balmy weather.

Thanks, Tom.. I bet it's cold up your way, as well. This is getting crazy..

Thanks, guys!! It's -2 with a -22 wind chill.. I won't be out much.. As far as getting old, Ronnie..Buying green bananas is risky business, now!! :lol: The sad part about this turning 60 deal is that it seems I was 35 and playing baseball every night and weekend, about 5 years ago!! It's like a roll...

Wonderful!! I like stories with happy endings.. Those damn dogs..

Great story, Tom, but in all that excitement, did you get to drop the deuce?

Welcome!! Another Va. guy.. You got a head-hunter workin' up there, Doug??

But you can smoke pot at your homo wedding!!

I plead the fifth, your Honor!!

Welcome to the forum, Joe..Your kids are cuter than a bugs ear!!
The look on your son's face says it all..
I am not a TSS loader but many on here are. I'm sure they will chime in soon..

Mike

I love Hickok.. That man can shoot a pistol!! Check out some of his videos.. He is incredible!!

That is too good!! Ain't it the truth, though??

Looks good..

drenalinld wrote:Good to have you. Watch out for the other new guy, stumpbroke!

I think his name is StumpHumper..

Welcome to the G.N., Clay.. You will be disappointed..

Grumpy wrote:My mother dropped me on my head when I was little,,,,,,,,,, 4 times.

From how high up?? To incur that kind of damage, she had to have been on a ladder..