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That is how I feel when I am lucky enough to take a pee while I'm awake........... :o
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Grumpy wrote: January 9th, 2019, 8:28 pm That is how I feel when I am lucky enough to take a pee while I'm awake........... :o
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That’s how it feels when I fart and it’s JUST AIR!


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jryser wrote: January 9th, 2019, 10:47 pm That’s how it feels when I fart and it’s JUST AIR!


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For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
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Every morning I take a pee at 6.. And at 7, I take a healthy dump .. Problem is, I don’t get up ‘till 8:00!!
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Hognutz wrote: January 9th, 2019, 11:55 pm Every morning I take a pee at 6.. And at 7, I take a healthy dump .. Problem is, I don’t get up ‘till 8:00!!
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Seriously fellas, you got to cut back on the caffeine!
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Never trust a fart said the white underwear !
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Farts are fine. Sharts, not so much.
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guesswho wrote: January 10th, 2019, 8:02 pm Farts are fine. Sharts, not so much.
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Hognutz wrote:Every morning I take a pee at 6.. And at 7, I take a healthy dump .. Problem is, I don’t get up ‘till 8:00!!
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Grumpy wrote: January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
Hey Grumpy you know why they are called Depends? Depends if you are wearing them, or not if you crap in your pants!!!!
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2Shooter wrote: January 11th, 2019, 8:30 pm
Grumpy wrote: January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
Hey Grumpy you know why they are called Depends? Depends if you are wearing them, or not if you crap in your pants!!!!



I thought maybe it was because it all Depends if they got changed at least once a week whether they needed it or not. :lol:
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Grumpy wrote: January 12th, 2019, 3:31 pm
2Shooter wrote: January 11th, 2019, 8:30 pm
Grumpy wrote: January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
Hey Grumpy you know why they are called Depends? Depends if you are wearing them, or not if you crap in your pants!!!!



I thought maybe it was because it all Depends if they got changed at least once a week whether they needed it or not. :lol:
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