Turkey Contest- TURNED INTO SMACK THREAD!!

[Jaybird]

No problem, keep Ronnie. We are signing up his mom anyway!

Now, I'm filing a protest, if that happens

[davisd9]

No problem, keep Ronnie. We are signing up his mom anyway!

Now, I'm filing a protest, if that happens

I will second that, that is like having a rec basketball team with Michael Jordon playing for you.

[GSLAM95]

Dang, some of you guys take this chit way serious...

[Jaybird]

Dang, some of you guys take this chit way serious...

Actually, we don't take it seriously at all. We just like giving each other crap. Besides, they all know I'm the best Turkey hunter here.

[Gobbler]

Jay your team banner is finished.

I think I got all you asked for.

[Hambone79]

Heck am I going to be even allowed on a team this year I didn’t get a bird last year. but my grunt call didnt work very well for the turkeys.

[hawglips]

Do any of y'all really think your team will dethrone

The Flop Masters?


FuzzSawyer
Bighog11
Hawglips
TS
Joshua

[redarrow]

Prick!

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Steeeeeeeeeeeeeerike 2

I just was laughing and typed a verb. Didn't say You or Tom Is.
prick
/prik/
Verb
Make a small hole in (something) with a sharp point; pierce slightly.

I rest my case. No strikes.

Don't you mean no balls ?

[davisd9]

Do any of y'all really think your team will dethrone

The Flop Masters?


FuzzSawyer
Bighog11
Hawglips
TS
Joshua

In order to be the best, you have to beat the best! Do not know if my selected team can do it but we will give ya'll a run for the money.

[hawglips]

Do any of y'all really think your team will dethrone

The Flop Masters?


FuzzSawyer
Bighog11
Hawglips
TS
Joshua

In order to be the best, you have to beat the best! Do not know if my selected team can do it but we will give ya'll a run for the money.

Please note which team name is forever etched on the inaugural Gobbler Cup....

Wild, irresponsbile, pre-season talk about dethroning the champs is cheap. I expect after we win again this year they'll be so much crying and whining from y'all that Doug will be forced to ban us in year 3.

Heck, Joshua killed so many SC birds last year that I think you won't hear much gobbling down there this spring. It may be hard for you to find a bird. I'm hoping he ran what's left into GA and NC where I'll be hunting...

And Fuzz whacked and stacked so many in various states that we're sure to hear all sorts of complaining about how the turkeys are all gone, or they aren't acting right this year, or some other sort of bellyaching, waah, waah, waah...

[drenalinld]

Unfortunately, I didn't follow close enough last Spring to realize I could check more than two birds for our team until a few days after the contest was over. If I had checked the birds I killed, there would be another team name on the cup.

[hawglips]

Unfortunately, I didn't follow close enough last Spring to realize I could check more than two birds for our team until a few days after the contest was over. If I had checked the birds I killed, there would be another team name on the cup.

And if a bullfrog had wings...



I'd like to refer you the above quote..

Please note which team name is forever etched on the inaugural Gobbler Cup....

[davisd9]

Do any of y'all really think your team will dethrone

The Flop Masters?


FuzzSawyer
Bighog11
Hawglips
TS
Joshua

In order to be the best, you have to beat the best! Do not know if my selected team can do it but we will give ya'll a run for the money.

Please note which team name is forever etched on the inaugural Gobbler Cup....

Wild, irresponsbile, pre-season talk about dethroning the champs is cheap. I expect after we win again this year they'll be so much crying and whining from y'all that Doug will be forced to ban us in year 3.

Heck, Joshua killed so many SC birds last year that I think you won't hear much gobbling down there this spring. It may be hard for you to find a bird. I'm hoping he ran what's left into GA and NC where I'll be hunting...

And Fuzz whacked and stacked so many in various states that we're sure to hear all sorts of complaining about how the turkeys are all gone, or they aren't acting right this year, or some other sort of bellyaching, waah, waah, waah...

Here are the reasons no birds are left in SC:





Yes I know that is poison ivy now, but not allergic to the stuff and did not know it at the time.






And one reason they are hard to come by in Mississippi:



Pictures speak louder than words.

[hawglips]

pictures speak louder than words

Indeed....

[Shooter]

Jay your team banner is finished.

I think I got all you asked for.

LOL, thats great.

[Shooter]

Do any of y'all really think your team will dethrone

The Flop Masters?


FuzzSawyer
Bighog11
Hawglips
TS
Joshua

Uh OH Hawg, you stirred up a hornets nest now,...lol
You realize, if they put a AL and TN team together, you guy"s are gonna be Dogmeat! We got studs down here, ask Josh. Grizz saw one last year that threw his beard over his shoulder and hung off the other side. Put him in shock so bad, he couldn't even shoot.
He came out of the woods mumbling to me.

Enjoy your first year victory, because it is now,...over!

[davisd9]

pictures speak louder than words

Indeed....

[Gobbler]

I hope Hal wins. It will be easier to change the 2 to a 3 in the year.

[hawglips]

Do any of y'all really think your team will dethrone

The Flop Masters?


FuzzSawyer
Bighog11
Hawglips
TS
Joshua

Uh OH Hawg, you stirred up a hornets nest now,...lol
You realize, if they put a AL and TN team together, you guy"s are gonna be Dogmeat! We got studs down here, ask Josh. Grizz saw one last year that threw his beard over his shoulder and hung off the other side. Put him in shock so bad, he couldn't even shoot.
He came out of the woods mumbling to me.

Enjoy your first year victory, because it is now,...over!

Shoot, we won it last year with our main man on the sidelines with an injury. But Bighog is back this year!

And my buddy got one on his game cam the other day that 3 spurs on each leg. He had to walk on his tippy toes and take little bitty steps to keep from shoving one up his cloaca. Not sure how much he weighed, but he looked to have as many beards as he did spurs.

And Fuzz has a spot full of those 35 lbs Wisconsin birds. And if anybody gets hurt again this year and can't hunt, Joshua kills more than enough to pull up the slack.

Got your work cut out for you to take the Gobblers Cup from the Flop Masters...

[Turkey Talker]

Jay your team banner is finished.

I think I got all you asked for.

I love that banner! Every time I see it I get a good laugh!

[gophert]

oh yea....let the SMACK FLOW

[guesswho]

I hope Hal wins. It will be easier to change the 2 to a 3 in the year.

I thought that was an urn that held the ashes of people who died trying to kill a bird. Hence the name Flop Masters.

[davisd9]

I hope Hal wins. It will be easier to change the 2 to a 3 in the year.

I thought that was an urn that held the ashes of people who died trying to kill a bird. Hence the name Flop Masters.

[Shooter]

Hawg can't be on the Flopmasters anymore, anyway,... He shoots nothing but TSS, and they don't flop when you use that stuff,...lol

[shootemintheface]

I'd like to get in, when are yall going to put the teams together?