Sound Financial Planning

[Gobbler]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
$33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would
have received $214.00

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg plan.

And as a bonus...

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a
year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American!

[Turkey Talker]

hahaha doug thats great!!! ALL OF MY stocks are down 20-40%...really sucks! If i pull out i will be losing my butt...the only hope is to have them go back to what i got em for and pull out and invest elsewhere. Computer software companies are all frauds...they steal software from small independent guys, their stocks go up....then the independent inventist takes your company to court and you lose everything!!!!

[Roy]

[Jaybird]

Very intereseting.