At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer...
BOY: But i don’t know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.
BOY: "Dear Lord" he started “Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.
AMEN
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Dinner was cancelled
Never force children to say a Prayer at dinner
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Re: Never force children to say a Prayer at dinner
Now THAT is funny!!!!
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Re: Never force children to say a Prayer at dinner
Can I hear an Amen??
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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“Leave the gun, take the cannoli” -Clemensa
When attacked by a group of clowns...Go for the Juggler!!
Re: Never force children to say a Prayer at dinner
That would be a game changer for sure.
I was not his father but he was my son,,MAK IV, 10-15-1993 - 4-22-2007
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"Rest in Peace my Little Buddy"
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Re: Never force children to say a Prayer at dinner
hahahaha.....loved it!
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