Never force children to say a Prayer at dinner

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Never force children to say a Prayer at dinner

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At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer...


BOY: But i don’t know how to pray.


DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.


BOY: "Dear Lord" he started “Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.
AMEN
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Dinner was cancelled
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Re: Never force children to say a Prayer at dinner

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Now THAT is funny!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Can I hear an Amen?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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AMEN lol
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That would be a game changer for sure.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol:
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hahahaha.....loved it!
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:lol: :lol:
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