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Not turkey related, but worth sharing.

I had to get a battery for my cell phone today. That required me to go to the mall. I haven’t been to our mall in at least 10 years. If you ever start to feel bad about yourself, go to the mall. I just thought I was screwed up. Some casual observations.

1. I saw at least 20 women with 52” rear ends, squeezed into 24” stretch pants. They may not have started out as stretched pants, but they were stretched to the max.

2. I saw 15-20 men with 30” rear ends in 50” jeans. One hand holding up the jeans, and the other hand holding a cell phone. I started to follow one to the bathroom to see how that whole process works, but decided to pass.

3. I saw a 25 to 30 year old male, dressed like a 10 year old Punky Brewster. He was bouncing a balloon off his nose all through the mall. He was there the entire time I was there. I give him credit, the balloon never hit the ground, but it did hit the wall a couple of times.

4. 20% of the people were wearing pajamas.

5. About 3% of those were wearing opposite gender pajamas.

6. I saw 3 different people wearing 2 hats and 2 pairs of sunglasses.

Just some casual observations from a bored turkey hunter forced to go into the real world for about an hour.
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Nothing tells the truth more than a pair of overstretched yoga pants! 🙈
Instead of trying to cover it all up, they’re out to show the world what they’re packin’!
Insane trend!!
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Ronnie, I'm sure the afternoon would have had a better variety for your entertainment :stir: :LMAO:
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I heard that’s how it starts. You will probably be looking for spandex hunting britches next.
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They probably sell them at the mall.
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Ronnie,

From what you described it sounds like you took the wrong exit. Instead of the mall, you got off at the freakin' circus! By the way, a local author here in Miami describes the female mega asses in spandex as "Rice and beans" asses. I call um "5X5s".
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To paraphrase from a movie: Man, That's some bad **** you been smokin'!!
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Swampstalk wrote: February 8th, 2020, 3:04 pm I call um "5X5s".
5X5's :lol:
HunterGKS wrote: February 8th, 2020, 3:09 pm To paraphrase from a movie: Man, That's some bad **** you been smokin'!!
Pretty sure I smelled that in the parking lot.
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guesswho wrote: February 8th, 2020, 4:01 pm
HunterGKS wrote: February 8th, 2020, 3:09 pm To paraphrase from a movie: Man, That's some bad **** you been smokin'!!
Pretty sure I smelled that in the parking lot.
Did it have a little Labrador in it?? :drunken: :drunken:
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Smelled like C&C’s finest. :lol:
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guesswho wrote: February 8th, 2020, 4:55 pm Smelled like C&C’s finest. :lol:
I figured you'd get the reference. Luckily, my efforts didn't gp up in smoke!! :angel4:
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:lol:
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Sure it was a mall?

Sounds like Walmart to me..
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I’m pretty sure it was the mall. They had a food court. I figure all they served was Fruit Loops though.
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:thumbup: LMFAO,yea I haven't been to our local mall that has crap for stores left since 94
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Malls are becoming dinosaurs. They’ll be extinct in 10 years or less. :salute:
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I second Hoobilly, that’s the dress code for Walmart, the new “mall”
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guesswho wrote: February 8th, 2020, 1:36 pm Not turkey related, but worth sharing.

I had to get a battery for my cell phone today. That required me to go to the mall. I haven’t been to our mall in at least 10 years. If you ever start to feel bad about yourself, go to the mall. I just thought I was screwed up. Some casual observations.

1. I saw at least 20 women with 52” rear ends, squeezed into 24” stretch pants. They may not have started out as stretched pants, but they were stretched to the max.

2. I saw 15-20 men with 30” rear ends in 50” jeans. One hand holding up the jeans, and the other hand holding a cell phone. I started to follow one to the bathroom to see how that whole process works, but decided to pass.

3. I saw a 25 to 30 year old male, dressed like a 10 year old Punky Brewster. He was bouncing a balloon off his nose all through the mall. He was there the entire time I was there. I give him credit, the balloon never hit the ground, but it did hit the wall a couple of times.

4. 20% of the people were wearing pajamas.

5. About 3% of those were wearing opposite gender pajamas.

6. I saw 3 different people wearing 2 hats and 2 pairs of sunglasses.

Just some casual observations from a bored turkey hunter forced to go into the real world for about an hour.
May we safely assume that none of the above are Trump supporters?
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That’s the way I see it, Turk!! 🙈
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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The only one that may have been would be balloon boy, and I doubt he could even spell Trump.
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Lausman Game Calls wrote: February 11th, 2020, 2:52 pm I second Hoobilly, that’s the dress code for Walmart, the new “mall”
Sal gets all pissed when I go in a store with my "pajama pants" on mine always match my hoodie they're all under armour. Hell they cost more than most people's jeans. They're like a sheen sweatpant. It's like 7 am need a tin a chew I'm not getting dressed up.

Now your not gonna catch me in my plaid fleece ones in public. Or my SpongeBob or ninja turtles ones
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Hognutz wrote: February 11th, 2020, 3:53 pm That’s the way I see it, Turk!! 🙈
And they vote
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And they protest
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