Casual Observations!
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Casual Observations!
Not turkey related, but worth sharing.
I had to get a battery for my cell phone today. That required me to go to the mall. I haven’t been to our mall in at least 10 years. If you ever start to feel bad about yourself, go to the mall. I just thought I was screwed up. Some casual observations.
1. I saw at least 20 women with 52” rear ends, squeezed into 24” stretch pants. They may not have started out as stretched pants, but they were stretched to the max.
2. I saw 15-20 men with 30” rear ends in 50” jeans. One hand holding up the jeans, and the other hand holding a cell phone. I started to follow one to the bathroom to see how that whole process works, but decided to pass.
3. I saw a 25 to 30 year old male, dressed like a 10 year old Punky Brewster. He was bouncing a balloon off his nose all through the mall. He was there the entire time I was there. I give him credit, the balloon never hit the ground, but it did hit the wall a couple of times.
4. 20% of the people were wearing pajamas.
5. About 3% of those were wearing opposite gender pajamas.
6. I saw 3 different people wearing 2 hats and 2 pairs of sunglasses.
Just some casual observations from a bored turkey hunter forced to go into the real world for about an hour.
I had to get a battery for my cell phone today. That required me to go to the mall. I haven’t been to our mall in at least 10 years. If you ever start to feel bad about yourself, go to the mall. I just thought I was screwed up. Some casual observations.
1. I saw at least 20 women with 52” rear ends, squeezed into 24” stretch pants. They may not have started out as stretched pants, but they were stretched to the max.
2. I saw 15-20 men with 30” rear ends in 50” jeans. One hand holding up the jeans, and the other hand holding a cell phone. I started to follow one to the bathroom to see how that whole process works, but decided to pass.
3. I saw a 25 to 30 year old male, dressed like a 10 year old Punky Brewster. He was bouncing a balloon off his nose all through the mall. He was there the entire time I was there. I give him credit, the balloon never hit the ground, but it did hit the wall a couple of times.
4. 20% of the people were wearing pajamas.
5. About 3% of those were wearing opposite gender pajamas.
6. I saw 3 different people wearing 2 hats and 2 pairs of sunglasses.
Just some casual observations from a bored turkey hunter forced to go into the real world for about an hour.
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Re: Casual Observations!
Nothing tells the truth more than a pair of overstretched yoga pants!
Instead of trying to cover it all up, they’re out to show the world what they’re packin’!
Insane trend!!
Instead of trying to cover it all up, they’re out to show the world what they’re packin’!
Insane trend!!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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Re: Casual Observations!
Ronnie, I'm sure the afternoon would have had a better variety for your entertainment
ever wonder where the white goes when the snow melts??
Re: Casual Observations!
I heard that’s how it starts. You will probably be looking for spandex hunting britches next.
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Re: Casual Observations!
They probably sell them at the mall.
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Re: Casual Observations!
Ronnie,
From what you described it sounds like you took the wrong exit. Instead of the mall, you got off at the freakin' circus! By the way, a local author here in Miami describes the female mega asses in spandex as "Rice and beans" asses. I call um "5X5s".
From what you described it sounds like you took the wrong exit. Instead of the mall, you got off at the freakin' circus! By the way, a local author here in Miami describes the female mega asses in spandex as "Rice and beans" asses. I call um "5X5s".
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Re: Casual Observations!
To paraphrase from a movie: Man, That's some bad **** you been smokin'!!
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YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR BODY STILL. YOUR HEART JUST HASN'T CAUGHT ON.
.17 = NITRO OF THE RIMFIRE WORLD USAF 1969-1973
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5X5's
Pretty sure I smelled that in the parking lot.
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Re: Casual Observations!
Did it have a little Labrador in it??
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YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR BODY STILL. YOUR HEART JUST HASN'T CAUGHT ON.
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YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR BODY STILL. YOUR HEART JUST HASN'T CAUGHT ON.
.17 = NITRO OF THE RIMFIRE WORLD USAF 1969-1973
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Smelled like C&C’s finest.
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I figured you'd get the reference. Luckily, my efforts didn't gp up in smoke!!
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YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR BODY STILL. YOUR HEART JUST HASN'T CAUGHT ON.
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Re: Casual Observations!
Sure it was a mall?
Sounds like Walmart to me..
Sounds like Walmart to me..
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I’m pretty sure it was the mall. They had a food court. I figure all they served was Fruit Loops though.
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Re: Casual Observations!
LMFAO,yea I haven't been to our local mall that has crap for stores left since 94
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Re: Casual Observations!
Malls are becoming dinosaurs. They’ll be extinct in 10 years or less.
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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Re: Casual Observations!
I second Hoobilly, that’s the dress code for Walmart, the new “mall”
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Re: Casual Observations!
May we safely assume that none of the above are Trump supporters?guesswho wrote: ↑February 8th, 2020, 1:36 pm Not turkey related, but worth sharing.
I had to get a battery for my cell phone today. That required me to go to the mall. I haven’t been to our mall in at least 10 years. If you ever start to feel bad about yourself, go to the mall. I just thought I was screwed up. Some casual observations.
1. I saw at least 20 women with 52” rear ends, squeezed into 24” stretch pants. They may not have started out as stretched pants, but they were stretched to the max.
2. I saw 15-20 men with 30” rear ends in 50” jeans. One hand holding up the jeans, and the other hand holding a cell phone. I started to follow one to the bathroom to see how that whole process works, but decided to pass.
3. I saw a 25 to 30 year old male, dressed like a 10 year old Punky Brewster. He was bouncing a balloon off his nose all through the mall. He was there the entire time I was there. I give him credit, the balloon never hit the ground, but it did hit the wall a couple of times.
4. 20% of the people were wearing pajamas.
5. About 3% of those were wearing opposite gender pajamas.
6. I saw 3 different people wearing 2 hats and 2 pairs of sunglasses.
Just some casual observations from a bored turkey hunter forced to go into the real world for about an hour.
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Re: Casual Observations!
That’s the way I see it, Turk!!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
I am the man from Nantucket.
“Leave the gun, take the cannoli” -Clemensa
When attacked by a group of clowns...Go for the Juggler!!
I am the man from Nantucket.
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Re: Casual Observations!
The only one that may have been would be balloon boy, and I doubt he could even spell Trump.
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Re: Casual Observations!
Sal gets all pissed when I go in a store with my "pajama pants" on mine always match my hoodie they're all under armour. Hell they cost more than most people's jeans. They're like a sheen sweatpant. It's like 7 am need a tin a chew I'm not getting dressed up.Lausman Game Calls wrote: ↑February 11th, 2020, 2:52 pm I second Hoobilly, that’s the dress code for Walmart, the new “mall”
Now your not gonna catch me in my plaid fleece ones in public. Or my SpongeBob or ninja turtles ones
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Re: Casual Observations!
And they protest