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Wife Giveaway....

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Giving away the wife..... Doesnt nag too much when she keeps her mouth shut.....
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Do not count me in. I have one and need to give mine away as well [emoji12]
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Pictures please..
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hoobilly wrote: September 4th, 2019, 7:27 am Pictures please..
I never get anything with out seeing & hearing it!! :thumbup:
ever wonder where the white goes when the snow melts??
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What's the return policy?
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I'm assuming you will want a small re-homing fee?
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MKW wrote: September 4th, 2019, 8:33 am I'm assuming you will want a small re-homing fee?
That’s hilarious :LMAO:
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soiltester wrote: September 4th, 2019, 7:36 am
hoobilly wrote: September 4th, 2019, 7:27 am Pictures please..
I never get anything with out seeing & hearing it!! :thumbup:
And feeling or smelling it..
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Test drive ?
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I know she isnt much to look at but she has had a couple of kids....
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I'm in. I better take out some life insurance because I'll never live through the first night.

I'll even pay for shipping.
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They all look the same if ya turn em upside down then they all look like sisters to me.
Can she speak English and can she cook and does she take a shower at least once a month whether she needs it or not.
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aristico wrote: September 4th, 2019, 10:09 am Image
I know she isnt much to look at but she has had a couple of kids....
Looks like yer' gonna' die aristico, fer' postin' this, cause she looks like she ain't happy wit' cha' :LMAO:
U keepin' the kids .. oh, that's right they'll be orphans :stir:
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aristico wrote:Image
I know she isnt much to look at but she has had a couple of kids....
I may reconsider ... what year is she and how many miles does she have on her? In addition, will you take a trade in for the deposit? [emoji12]
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The only thing missing on her.....is ME!!!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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No trades at this time.....she is a newer model with very low miles.....well i havent put many miles on her cant speak for the miles I dont know about...
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soiltester wrote: September 4th, 2019, 12:05 pm
aristico wrote: September 4th, 2019, 10:09 am Image
I know she isnt much to look at but she has had a couple of kids....
Looks like yer' gonna' die aristico, fer' postin' this, cause she looks like she ain't happy wit' cha' :LMAO:
U keepin' the kids .. oh, that's right they'll be orphans :stir:
Thats her happy face....
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Back seat condition??
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MKW wrote: September 4th, 2019, 1:58 pm Back seat condition??
Look like mcdonalds golden arch's....

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Talk about butt floss! Yowsa!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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aristico wrote: September 4th, 2019, 12:46 pm No trades at this time.....she is a newer model with very low miles.....well i havent put many miles on her cant speak for the miles I dont know about...


I suppose it is tough putting miles on a woman when you are only doing it 2 inches at a time... :lol:
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Be careful Mike, anymore it's difficult at best to tell, could be a woman and that would ruin your reputation.
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Grumpy wrote: September 4th, 2019, 3:37 pm
aristico wrote: September 4th, 2019, 12:46 pm No trades at this time.....she is a newer model with very low miles.....well i havent put many miles on her cant speak for the miles I dont know about...


I suppose it is tough putting miles on a woman when you are only doing it 2 inches at a time... :lol:
I guess im not the only one with a low miles wife.....
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Grumpy wrote: September 4th, 2019, 3:37 pm
aristico wrote: September 4th, 2019, 12:46 pm No trades at this time.....she is a newer model with very low miles.....well i havent put many miles on her cant speak for the miles I dont know about...


I suppose it is tough putting miles on a woman when you are only doing it 2 inches at a time... :lol:
:LMAO:
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aristico wrote:
MKW wrote: September 4th, 2019, 1:58 pm Back seat condition??
Look like mcdonalds golden arch's....

Image
Nice piece ... is that a 1911? [emoji12]
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