How it feels...
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How it feels...
to kill a gobbler
Re: How it feels...
That is how I feel when I am lucky enough to take a pee while I'm awake...........
I was not his father but he was my son,,MAK IV, 10-15-1993 - 4-22-2007
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Re: How it feels...
That’s how it feels when I fart and it’s JUST AIR!
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Re: How it feels...
Don’t we all!
Re: How it feels...
For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
I was not his father but he was my son,,MAK IV, 10-15-1993 - 4-22-2007
"Rest in Peace my Little Buddy"
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Re: How it feels...
Every morning I take a pee at 6.. And at 7, I take a healthy dump .. Problem is, I don’t get up ‘till 8:00!!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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Re: How it feels...
That’s a serious problem!
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Re: How it feels...
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
I am the man from Nantucket.
“Leave the gun, take the cannoli” -Clemensa
When attacked by a group of clowns...Go for the Juggler!!
I am the man from Nantucket.
“Leave the gun, take the cannoli” -Clemensa
When attacked by a group of clowns...Go for the Juggler!!
Re: How it feels...
Never trust a fart said the white underwear !
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Re: How it feels...
Farts are fine. Sharts, not so much.
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Re: How it feels...
Awesome [emoji12]Hognutz wrote:Every morning I take a pee at 6.. And at 7, I take a healthy dump .. Problem is, I don’t get up ‘till 8:00!!
Re: How it feels...
Hey Grumpy you know why they are called Depends? Depends if you are wearing them, or not if you crap in your pants!!!!Grumpy wrote: ↑January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
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2Shooter wrote: ↑January 11th, 2019, 8:30 pmHey Grumpy you know why they are called Depends? Depends if you are wearing them, or not if you crap in your pants!!!!Grumpy wrote: ↑January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
I thought maybe it was because it all Depends if they got changed at least once a week whether they needed it or not.
I was not his father but he was my son,,MAK IV, 10-15-1993 - 4-22-2007
"Rest in Peace my Little Buddy"
"Rest in Peace my Little Buddy"
Re: How it feels...
Grumpy wrote: ↑January 12th, 2019, 3:31 pm2Shooter wrote: ↑January 11th, 2019, 8:30 pmHey Grumpy you know why they are called Depends? Depends if you are wearing them, or not if you crap in your pants!!!!Grumpy wrote: ↑January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
I thought maybe it was because it all Depends if they got changed at least once a week whether they needed it or not.