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How it feels...

Post by hoobilly » January 9th, 2019, 7:47 pm

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Re: How it feels...

Post by Grumpy » January 9th, 2019, 8:28 pm

That is how I feel when I am lucky enough to take a pee while I'm awake........... :o
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Re: How it feels...

Post by hoobilly » January 9th, 2019, 9:05 pm

Grumpy wrote:
January 9th, 2019, 8:28 pm
That is how I feel when I am lucky enough to take a pee while I'm awake........... :o
:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

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Re: How it feels...

Post by jryser » January 9th, 2019, 10:47 pm

That’s how it feels when I fart and it’s JUST AIR!


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Re: How it feels...

Post by hoobilly » January 9th, 2019, 11:12 pm

jryser wrote:
January 9th, 2019, 10:47 pm
That’s how it feels when I fart and it’s JUST AIR!


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Re: How it feels...

Post by Grumpy » January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm

For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
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Re: How it feels...

Post by Hognutz » January 9th, 2019, 11:55 pm

Every morning I take a pee at 6.. And at 7, I take a healthy dump .. Problem is, I don’t get up ‘till 8:00!!
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Re: How it feels...

Post by hoobilly » January 10th, 2019, 8:40 am

Hognutz wrote:
January 9th, 2019, 11:55 pm
Every morning I take a pee at 6.. And at 7, I take a healthy dump .. Problem is, I don’t get up ‘till 8:00!!
:salute:
That’s a serious problem!

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Re: How it feels...

Post by Swampstalk » January 10th, 2019, 11:59 am

Seriously fellas, you got to cut back on the caffeine!
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Post by Hognutz » January 10th, 2019, 3:11 pm

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:
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Re: How it feels...

Post by spider316 » January 10th, 2019, 6:19 pm

Never trust a fart said the white underwear !

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Post by guesswho » January 10th, 2019, 8:02 pm

Farts are fine. Sharts, not so much.
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Re: How it feels...

Post by hoobilly » January 10th, 2019, 8:41 pm

guesswho wrote:
January 10th, 2019, 8:02 pm
Farts are fine. Sharts, not so much.
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Post by Dr Juice » January 11th, 2019, 6:42 pm

Hognutz wrote:Every morning I take a pee at 6.. And at 7, I take a healthy dump .. Problem is, I don’t get up ‘till 8:00!!
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Awesome

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Post by 2Shooter » January 11th, 2019, 8:30 pm

Grumpy wrote:
January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm
For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
Hey Grumpy you know why they are called Depends? Depends if you are wearing them, or not if you crap in your pants!!!!

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Re: How it feels...

Post by Grumpy » January 12th, 2019, 3:31 pm

2Shooter wrote:
January 11th, 2019, 8:30 pm
Grumpy wrote:
January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm
For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
Hey Grumpy you know why they are called Depends? Depends if you are wearing them, or not if you crap in your pants!!!!



I thought maybe it was because it all Depends if they got changed at least once a week whether they needed it or not. :lol:
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Re: How it feels...

Post by 2Shooter » January 12th, 2019, 7:15 pm

Grumpy wrote:
January 12th, 2019, 3:31 pm
2Shooter wrote:
January 11th, 2019, 8:30 pm
Grumpy wrote:
January 9th, 2019, 11:26 pm
For the last 5 or 6 years my old body has taken itself to a time table you can almost set your watch by,
4 am. I take a pee and at 5 am. I have my morning movement and then at 6 am. I wake up and start my day and if it is an odd day of the month I shower. I feel sorry for all the poor dudes that have to wear those Depends because they can go anytime without warning.
Hey Grumpy you know why they are called Depends? Depends if you are wearing them, or not if you crap in your pants!!!!



I thought maybe it was because it all Depends if they got changed at least once a week whether they needed it or not. :lol:
:LMAO: :LMAO:

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