Gobbler Nation

what would you buy to take turkey hunting?
would be fun to spill some turkey blood with this.. but good golly the price tag

http://www.armslist.com/posts/6716944/d ... el-21-28ga

Night vision goggles and a flock of DDD's

If money were no object, I'd have one made for me to my preference.

If money was no object, I would quit drinking this rotgut whiskey and buy some smooth sippin' whiskey and hire a couple of fine looking women to peel my grapes and fan my drunken fat ass with palm leaves all day.

When I was in college, three of us pooled all of our resources and bought an unfired highly engraved Parker CHE 28 gauge for $3,600. We sold the gun for $6,000 and thought that we had really skinned the proverbial cat. A few years ago, I saw the same gun, still unfired, listed by a major dealer for $38,000. If money was no object, I'd still have the classic. Several years ago, I did splurge and buy a 28 gauge Model 23 Golden Quail, but it too has found a new home w/ someone who wanted it more than I did.

Grumpy wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 11:01 am If money was no object, I would quit drinking this rotgut whiskey and buy some smooth sippin' whiskey and hire a couple of fine looking women to peel my grapes and fan my drunken fat ass with palm leaves all day.

x2

I would buy an over priced judge and shoot one in the face at 5 yards, Once! Robo-Turkey decoy with an arrow mounted on it as a jousting pole!

No, if I was going to spend that on a gun, I would have one made for me to my dimensions.

That being said, I'll never spend that on a gun...

guesswho wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 10:03 am Night vision goggles and a flock of DDD's

I like boobs too but saying that on here????

Trying to keep it kid friendly

hoobilly wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 2:47 pm

guesswho wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 10:03 am Night vision goggles and a flock of DDD's

I like boobs too but saying that on here????

Trying to keep it kid friendly

My bad. I meant DSD's. But I've always found DDD's friendly, even as a kid

I would buy a life-sized Ronnie decoy so when that big old gobbler laughed himself to death,
I would just pick em up & save about $6.00 on a shell.

HunterGKS wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 3:46 pm I would buy a life-sized Ronnie decoy so when that big old gobbler laughed himself to death,
I would just pick em & save about $6.00 on a shell.

Ok, I'm changing my answer. If money was no object I'd get me one of those $6 shells.

guesswho wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 3:53 pm

HunterGKS wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 3:46 pm I would buy a life-sized Ronnie decoy so when that big old gobbler laughed himself to death,
I would just pick em & save about $6.00 on a shell.

Ok, I'm changing my answer. If money was no object I'd get me one of those $6 shells.

Can I borrow it when u do

soiltester wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 5:17 pm

guesswho wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 3:53 pm

HunterGKS wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 3:46 pm I would buy a life-sized Ronnie decoy so when that big old gobbler laughed himself to death,
I would just pick em & save about $6.00 on a shell.

Ok, I'm changing my answer. If money was no object I'd get me one of those $6 shells.

Can I borrow it when u do

I may have to start renting it out if it works well.

Probably doesn’t shoot both barrels to poa.

I'm sure there would be other things, but I'd commission a titanium frame gobbler lounger that only weighs 2 pounds.

So my hired gun/vest bearer could keep up with me as we trekked through turkey woods all over the US.

I’d buy a few thousand acres loaded with game especially turkey if money was no object.

OLE RASPY wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 9:11 pm I’d buy a few thousand acres loaded with game especially turkey if money was no object.

In several states..

hoobilly wrote: ↑August 10th, 2018, 9:39 am

OLE RASPY wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 9:11 pm I’d buy a few thousand acres loaded with game especially turkey if money was no object.

In several states..

Right

I'd buy about 50 custom calls, 5 of each type, just to have em and lose em. Maybe in some some sort of dispenser attached to my truck. I might add a long range electric UTV but only if I had someone to do the upkeep and charging for me.

OLE RASPY wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 9:11 pm I’d buy a few thousand acres loaded with game especially turkey if money was no object.

That is the right answer!

I don't think I could take that Win 21 turkey hunting no matter how much money I had.

poorcountrypreacher wrote: ↑August 11th, 2018, 9:59 am

OLE RASPY wrote: ↑August 9th, 2018, 9:11 pm I’d buy a few thousand acres loaded with game especially turkey if money was no object.

That is the right answer!

I don't think I could take that Win 21 turkey hunting no matter how much money I had.

I would have to. At least once

I would buy at least 400 acres and post it very good! Always been my dream since, I took up Turkey Hunting in 1990 to own my Hunting Land. Open Hardwoods with a creek running through next to a huge field. That is what, I would want!!

If money was no object, I'd buy quavers some land so he wouldn't have to hunt that dreaded public land anymore.

MKW wrote: ↑August 12th, 2018, 5:48 pm If money was no object, I'd buy quavers some land so he wouldn't have to hunt that dreaded public land anymore.