Gobbler Nation

Hognutz wrote: ↑June 28th, 2018, 7:29 pm A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

Grumpy wrote: ↑June 28th, 2018, 7:53 pm Sounds like that dude qualifys for this place too............

Hognutz wrote: ↑June 28th, 2018, 9:10 pm I will admit that there may be a special teams player or two, for the Pack, that may not be able to count to 10!!

jryser wrote: ↑June 28th, 2018, 1:35 pm Lol my BRAZILIAN son in law and therefore half Brazilian grands are torturing me with soccer! . Good news is I have patterning to do thanks to my pals on this list!! Food plot seed will be here tomorrow so it’s cut and disc this weekend.

MKW wrote: ↑June 29th, 2018, 2:32 pm Could we please talk about a more masculine sport...like badminton??

MKW wrote: ↑June 29th, 2018, 2:32 pm Could we please talk about a more masculine sport...like badminton??

ICDEDTURKES wrote: ↑June 29th, 2018, 5:47 pm

MKW wrote: ↑June 29th, 2018, 2:32 pm Could we please talk about a more masculine sport...like badminton??

Or women's beach volleyball

Grumpy wrote: ↑June 29th, 2018, 7:42 pm Hell I'de settle for womens topless house painting

OLE RASPY wrote: ↑July 1st, 2018, 2:29 am I don’t get it hoobilly. But if you say so. Lol

Spuriosity wrote: ↑July 1st, 2018, 7:56 am At least those players stand for their national anthems and actually appear to be proud to represent their countries unlike the spoiled ingrates that make millions in the NFL and then disrespect the country that makes it all possible. IMHO, every one of them should be sh*tcanned.

Cut N Run wrote: ↑July 2nd, 2018, 10:07 pm A Belgian friend of mine is feeling the power of their comeback win over Japan today. I'm happy for him.

I prefer hockey, where guys try to act like they're not hurt, as opposed to all those diving, faking, soccer wimps.

I always heard that soccer players had checkered balls...

Jim