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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Grumpy » June 28th, 2018, 6:53 pm

:LMAO: Sounds like that dude qualifys for this place too............ :lol:
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » June 28th, 2018, 8:02 pm

Hognutz wrote:
June 28th, 2018, 6:29 pm
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!" :shock:
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » June 28th, 2018, 8:03 pm

Grumpy wrote:
June 28th, 2018, 6:53 pm
:LMAO: Sounds like that dude qualifys for this place too............ :lol:
:stir:

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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Hognutz » June 28th, 2018, 8:10 pm

I will admit that there may be a special teams player or two, for the Pack, that may not be able to count to 10!! :LMAO:
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » June 28th, 2018, 9:41 pm

Hognutz wrote:
June 28th, 2018, 8:10 pm
I will admit that there may be a special teams player or two, for the Pack, that may not be able to count to 10!! :LMAO:
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » June 29th, 2018, 12:42 pm

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June 28th, 2018, 12:35 pm
Lol my BRAZILIAN son in law and therefore half Brazilian grands are torturing me with soccer! 😂. Good news is I have patterning to do thanks to my pals on this list!! Food plot seed will be here tomorrow so it’s cut and disc this weekend.
Time spent with them watching Brazil win is time well spent!

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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by MKW » June 29th, 2018, 1:32 pm

Could we please talk about a more masculine sport...like badminton??
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » June 29th, 2018, 4:16 pm

MKW wrote:
June 29th, 2018, 1:32 pm
Could we please talk about a more masculine sport...like badminton??
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by ICDEDTURKES » June 29th, 2018, 4:47 pm

MKW wrote:
June 29th, 2018, 1:32 pm
Could we please talk about a more masculine sport...like badminton??
Or women's beach volleyball
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Hognutz » June 29th, 2018, 4:57 pm

ICDEDTURKES wrote:
June 29th, 2018, 4:47 pm
MKW wrote:
June 29th, 2018, 1:32 pm
Could we please talk about a more masculine sport...like badminton??
Or women's beach volleyball
The naked-er the better! :salute:
Now you’re talking!!
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Grumpy » June 29th, 2018, 6:42 pm

Hell I'de settle for womens topless house painting
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by OLE RASPY » June 29th, 2018, 7:58 pm

Grumpy wrote:
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Hell I'de settle for womens topless house painting
What channel does that come on grumpster?
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Jaybird » June 30th, 2018, 6:44 pm

Hate soccer. My family is American football fans, and just about all the guys played at different levels up to Pro. I do think I could get into Rugby, if I figured out the rules and scoring system.
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Hognutz » June 30th, 2018, 7:37 pm

Give blood.. Play rugby!! :LMAO:
Nice to hear from you Jay!! Hope you and the wife are doing well ..
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » June 30th, 2018, 9:14 pm

This is hilarious..

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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by OLE RASPY » July 1st, 2018, 1:29 am

I don’t get it hoobilly. But if you say so. Lol
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Spuriosity » July 1st, 2018, 6:56 am

At least those players stand for their national anthems and actually appear to be proud to represent their countries unlike the spoiled ingrates that make millions in the NFL and then disrespect the country that makes it all possible. IMHO, every one of them should be sh*tcanned.

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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » July 1st, 2018, 7:29 am

OLE RASPY wrote:
July 1st, 2018, 1:29 am
I don’t get it hoobilly. But if you say so. Lol
I didn’t get it at first either..

You filthy cooka rotchie!

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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » July 1st, 2018, 7:30 am

Spuriosity wrote:
July 1st, 2018, 6:56 am
At least those players stand for their national anthems and actually appear to be proud to represent their countries unlike the spoiled ingrates that make millions in the NFL and then disrespect the country that makes it all possible. IMHO, every one of them should be sh*tcanned.
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Hognutz » July 1st, 2018, 7:41 am

Raspy. Have you ever seen the movie Scarface?
That’s the clue for Hoobillys post.
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » July 2nd, 2018, 10:56 am

Brazil just smoked Mexico!

2 to zip!

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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Cut N Run » July 2nd, 2018, 9:07 pm

A Belgian friend of mine is feeling the power of their comeback win over Japan today. I'm happy for him.

I prefer hockey, where guys try to act like they're not hurt, as opposed to all those diving, faking, soccer wimps.

I always heard that soccer players had checkered balls...

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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by Hognutz » July 2nd, 2018, 9:32 pm

They’ve got balls? :dontknow:
:LMAO: :LMAO:
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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by hoobilly » July 3rd, 2018, 7:27 am

Cut N Run wrote:
July 2nd, 2018, 9:07 pm
A Belgian friend of mine is feeling the power of their comeback win over Japan today. I'm happy for him.

I prefer hockey, where guys try to act like they're not hurt, as opposed to all those diving, faking, soccer wimps.

I always heard that soccer players had checkered balls...

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That’s hilarious! :LMAO:

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Re: FIFA World Cup Soccer

Post by timbrhuntr » July 3rd, 2018, 8:44 am

I especially like the Brazilian player that fell down injured but then wasn't sure if it was his head or ankle he was faking the injury on. :LMAO:

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