KNOW YOUR NUMBERS

appalachianassassin · March 27th, 2015, 1:05 pm

yesterday was our know your numbers event at work. they take your blood and blood pressure. measure your height and weight. then give you 90 bucks for participating. so, I go in. the nurse takes my blood, then my height(5ft9in) then my weight(165lbs).she put my blood sample in a machine and started crunching numbers on a calculator. she called me back over, opened my chart and said. your numbers are perfect(cholesterol, glucose, ect...) but you are OVERWEIGHT. I said overweight. yes sir she says. I said what do you expect a man to look like. scrawny arms rob lowe.

MKW · Post by **MKW** » March 27th, 2015, 1:17 pm

LOL...that's funny. I do the same kinda thing once a year for my wife's insurance. They tell me I'm overweight too. I'm 5'9" and 178lbs. Waste is 31" and I'm overweight??
Maybe you and I can do Weightwatchers together.

appalachianassassin · March 27th, 2015, 1:23 pm

MKW wrote:LOL...that's funny. I do the same kinda thing once a year for my wife's insurance. They tell me I'm overweight too. I'm 5'9" and 178lbs. Waste is 31" and I'm overweight??
Maybe you and I can do Weightwatchers together.

Post by **CamoMan4025** » March 27th, 2015, 1:23 pm

So if I'm 5'9" and 219 lbs......what does that make me

Johndoe · Post by **Johndoe** » March 27th, 2015, 1:43 pm

CamoMan4025 wrote:So if I'm 5'9" and 219 lbs......what does that make me

A Chubby Tubby Tub Toy?

Johndoe · Post by **Johndoe** » March 27th, 2015, 1:44 pm

Oh crap. It's been good knowin every body. The Ban Hammer is comin. Lol

MKW · Post by **MKW** » March 27th, 2015, 1:46 pm

CamoMan4025 wrote:So if I'm 5'9" and 219 lbs......what does that make me

Well, FAT...of course.

GOLD HUNTER · Post by **GOLD HUNTER** » March 27th, 2015, 2:10 pm

Post by **redarrow** » March 27th, 2015, 3:15 pm

You skinny mutts leave Camoman alone. Thats my job

Im 6"1 and 225 lbs of bad ass ban hammer.

killerstump · Post by **killerstump** » March 27th, 2015, 3:23 pm

5-9 145 here. A lean mean killin machine. So don't mess with me You old crusty farts.

timbrhuntr · Post by **timbrhuntr** » March 27th, 2015, 3:58 pm

Johndoe wrote:Oh crap. It's been good knowin every body. The Ban Hammer is comin. Lol

Mr. Johndoe,

I am unsure if you are being serious or not, but know....While on this forum, please be assured the site owner along with the moderators are here to assist you in any way!

Thank you,

Kevin

Sorry couldn't resist !

Grumpy · Post by **Grumpy** » March 27th, 2015, 4:01 pm

I just dropped my drawers and showed he the reason I was over weight.

Post by **CamoMan4025** » March 27th, 2015, 4:38 pm

Red,

Looks like we got some hammers to be droppin'......I don't think they know how much power we actually have.......but know.....While on this forum, please be assured the site owner along with the moderators are here to assist you in any way!

Thank you,

Kevin

MKW · Post by **MKW** » March 27th, 2015, 4:43 pm

That's fine, but PLEASE don't step on my foot!

pedro · Post by **pedro** » March 27th, 2015, 4:51 pm

MKW wrote:That's fine, but PLEASE don't step on my foot!

hookedspur · Post by **hookedspur** » March 27th, 2015, 5:21 pm

OH SALT wait till they get a look at me 5'5" 210

Cut N Run · Post by **Cut N Run** » March 27th, 2015, 6:45 pm

5'9" 175 Lbs. here. I'm 20 pounds over what I weighed 35 years ago in high school & I'm not gonna worry about it. I will be enjoying some Key Lime Pie for dessert tonight too.

Jim

jakesdad · Post by **jakesdad** » March 27th, 2015, 7:30 pm

5' 10" 255 lbs. Could I stand to lose a "few".Ya.Do I worry about looking like some skinny azz fashion model so I can fit into the ideal weight range on their little chart,not even close. By the way I AM NOT FAT,i'm just short for my weight

Shooter · Post by **Shooter** » March 27th, 2015, 7:45 pm

My numbers have been all over the place since the crash. Blood pressure was off the charts for a few days afterwards, but they said it was coming from the extreme pain. Lost 20 lbs, but got 10 of it back. At 6 ft, 145 lbs, I'm a lightweight anyway.
At least my blood sugar came down to a decent level.

Cleveland48 · Post by **Cleveland48** » March 27th, 2015, 7:45 pm

I'm 6'2" and 202 lbs. Have been 170 lbs since high school, got married and gained a bunch of weight lol. But I don't know if 202 is overweight for my height or not, but I look filled out better and not tall and anorexic looking.

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Post by **Hoobilly** » March 27th, 2015, 9:16 pm

5' 5" and 210

doc told me a few years ago (heavier back then) that my weight should be 160

I got fizzed real fast and then started laughing at him.

I told him I weighted 160 when I was 15. 180 @ 18 and when I joined th real world and worked my tail off I was over 200.

yeah I am overweight.. but I aint gonna look like I came out of a concentration camp.

nurse there talked to me after the doc left and told me not to listen to him. she said yeah, you need to lose a little bit, but for my build 185-190 and I would be like a scrawny kid again

jakesdad · Post by **jakesdad** » March 27th, 2015, 10:14 pm

I'd like to know where they get these numbers for "ideal" weight. According to their charts a typical NFL running back at around 5-10/6-0 weighing 200-225 is overweight or obese. Get real.

madmike1977 · Post by **madmike1977** » March 27th, 2015, 11:43 pm

6 ft. 190 lb. here and been building that up 12 ounces at a time!

, actually wish i was back at what i was 3 years ago at 160 lb. West Virginia ridges seemed a lot smaller!

snapper1982 · Post by **snapper1982** » March 27th, 2015, 11:58 pm

Guess I am fat fat fat! 6'1" and 251

appalachianassassin · March 28th, 2015, 2:54 am

the system is flawed. the nurse that told me I was overweight was 3 hatchet handles across the butt.

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